Spoonfed Firebreathers

Hawkwood Medieval Fantasy Faire 1998
The Year of the Dragon

Once again, it's time for me to brush off my tail, adorn it with ribbons and bells, and head out to Hawkwood for good food, good friends, intriguing merchants and marvelous entertainment. The woods abound with old friends such as The Caledonian Gamers, House Renaissance, Fairie Cats, and Shakespeare on a Shingle. New merchants are represented by Cloak and Dagger, plus there are exciting new performers such as To The Hilt and The Spoonfed Tribe (who besides being excellent musicians, include a pair of fire breathers in their number).

But there is danger lurking in the Greater Hawkwood metropolitan area. The minions of Yohko (Oh, no!) have been spotted in their haunts along the river. There have rumblings in the trees that might even be Yohko herself. If Yohko attacks, will the Hawkwoodian Militia be up to the task? Who cares? Yohko is only a legend. There are no dragons here. So brush the burrs out of you tail and join me at the 1998 Hawkwood Medieval Fantasy Faire!

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To The Hilt One of the new shows at Hawkwood this year is To The Hilt. Leondaro, the best gypsy sword swinger to ever don a pair of ugly pants, and Katya, the femme fatale Russian gypsy, To The Hilt entertain with feats of swordplay and staff. They even demonstrate that most sacred technique of gypsy dueling, the ... Oh! I can't tell you. You're not gypsies. If I told you then you'd have to die. I guess if you want to know just what it is they do, you'll have to come to Hawkwood so you can join the gypsy caravan and find out. And, you'll also learn what 3 things all gypsies have in common.

Cat Scratch There is only one way to play checkers at Hawkwood, and that is with an Attitude. Checkers Tiger Lily looks very pleased with herself. I think she's been sharpening her claws on her opponent! And I wonder what Boney has been saying to elicit such a response? Or maybe it's just the sight of those tights!

Kilt Check What dastardly deed
could Trotter have possibly done
to end up in this position?

Spoonfed Tribe This is the first year for Spoonfed Tribe at Hawkwood. Spoonfed Tribe These guys give a fantastic, high energy, performance. They are drum jam personified. No two performances are identical. The Tribe are not simply musicians, they are comedians, fire breathers, performance artists ... in other words, street performers. OK, so they don't perform period music. But I think they are closer in spirit to traveling performers of the middle ages and renaissance than most other perfomers at faire. Go see them. You won't be sorry.

Caledonian Gamers Caledonian Gamers The Scottish Caledonian Gamers are back with their own pecular style of Highland gaming. Gareth and Lucky are the Horned Stags team; Trotter and Logan are the Red Roans. And Dagger is, well, Dagger. Things sometimes get out of hand at the games, and the boys segue (how much does a seg weigh? Thank you, Leonardo!) into armed skirmishes. Cat Scratch Take a good look at the picture on the left. The head of Trotter's axe has flown off the handle, just missing Logan.

My friend Sharon likes the boys, too! Surrounding Sharon are Gareth (on the left), Logan, Lucky (on the right) and Trotter (stretched out in front).

Charles One of my favorite shops this year is The Highland Anvil. Charles and Athena create stunning helms, diadems, necklaces and other wonderful pieces. Mags and her Armour The breastplate and helm that Mags is sporting came from Charles & Athena. I bought a necklace and a pair of pins from them for my new Inverness that I ordered from Cloak and Dagger.

Glass Bead Making Another place where I did a bit of shopping (translation: spent more money than I should have) was Alchemy Studio where you can find jewelry crafted of hand-made glass beads. I had a lot of fun rummaging through the trays of beads, selecting the ones that I wanted made into necklaces, bracelets or earrings. Mitchael also gives daily demonstrations of bead making.

Faerie Cats Just down the path from Alchemy Studio is Faerie Cats. Here you will find (besides a very pink booth) winged cat-people dolls, tiny sculpted critters and other delights. You can even have faerie cat made to look like your favorite kitty.

Brotherhood of the Bow The Brotherhood of the Bow gives archery demonstrations daily. They shot through rings in a test of accuracy, as well as against each other for accuracy and time. Dustin One of their targets is a plush, purple dinosaur that has adults cheering for its demise. It's not a sight for young children. There is also an archery game where you can shoot at a live target. Dustin doesn't just stand there. He moves around (even with the padding, those arrows can hurt). But if you tip him an extra pound or two, he will grovel and beg for mercy while you shoot.

Amazon Games Amazon Games It's the men against the women in the Amazon-Barbarian Games hosted by the Falcon Fire Warriors. While the men cheat their way to victory in the preliminary rounds, when it comes to the final challenge, the women emerge victorious! As usual

Star Dancers In the woods next to the Arena of Valor, the Star Dancers are back, delighting audiences with their dancing and selling baubles, bangles and beads at Belly Dance Treasures. Star Dancers I splurged a bit here as well. I bought a purple scarf littered with gold coins and several bracelets. The girls even braided the bracelets into my tail for me.

Commedia dell' Carte Commedia dell' Carte is back again. Just look for the cart as it rumbles around Hawkwood. Commedia dell' Carte I generally watched the show immediately following the Spoonfed Tribe show on the Hollywood & Vine stage down by the river (well, it's called a river ... this year, with the lack of rain, it was more like a trickle). Commedia dell' Carte This was the "adult" show, and always had more ad lib and audience participation than some of the other shows. Sometimes there was even a mystery guest. Just who is that white robed man? Don't forget to visit the Commedia dell' Carte home page.

Speaking of vibrant and outrageous colors, the Dark Rose Armoury yellow booth belongs to Dark Rose Armoury. If you are in the market for chain mail clothing or accessories, this is the place to shop. Eric & Greg Ask about the tickle tassle.
Eric and Greg wanted their booth to be noticed, and with this paint job, it certainly is. Although I do have to admit that it was a couple of weeks before I made my way over there, but that was probably because I was spending all my time at SaferSwords.
Dragon Attack Stunt Show Oh, no! It's Yohko! There really is a dragon as Gareth McTehner, the local land baron, found out! Yohko Luckily Zippo was around to transform the dragon. At least he was around until she extinguished him. Dragon Attack Stunt Show But Yohko is just as evil and dastardly in human guise. Can the Hawkwoodians defeat Yohko and her minions? Will their secret weapon work? What is their secret weapon? You think I'm going to tell? No way!

Ed Ellen Besides being two very good friends, Ed and Ellen collectively are the SCRIBE . Together with their many associates, they maintain an online archive of information on Renaissance events, people and general information. Now, a gentle reminder for everyone who is registered with the SCRIBE: FILL OUT YOUR UPDATES AND RETURN THEM RIGHT NOW! And for those of you who have never registered in the first place: DO IT NOW! There, now don't you feel better?

And then there were just the assorted characters roaming about Hawkwood ...

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9 November 1998