Maryland 1999
Rain, rain go away!
Come again some other day!

Continuing in my grand tradition, my visit to The Maryland Renaissance Festival coincided with one of the rainiest festival weekends ever! Saturday morning started out clear, but by mid-afternoon the rain was coming down in buckets. My skirts were soaked. My leine was soaked. My shoes were covered in mud ... I wore my slashed shoes and the ice blue puffs are now dirty brown and will probably be that way forever. Sunday morning was more of the same. For a while it looked like my day was going to be spent in Middleton's Tavern. There was just enough time between downpours to run ... well, slog through the mud ... from one pub to another. At least I had no trouble walking on Sunday ... I gave up on the period footwear and wore my heavy-duty hiking boots!

When it wasn't raining, there was a lot to do. This was Skum Reunion Weekend and just about all of the past and present members of Shakespeare's Skum were there. There were more Skum productions of Shakespeare in that one weekend than I had ever seen before. And each performance had a different cast!

Thanks to the rain, I spent more time in pubs that I usually do. That was good since I finally got to see a complete Pyrates Royale show. And I got to hang out with my friends White Dragon and Emerald Dragon (hmmm ... is there a pattern here?) and visit with all my boothie friends. So it was a good weekend, even if I did have to do laundry twice!

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Beggars at Middletons As the Bard said, "All the world's a stage" and this weekend that was literally true for Theatre in the Ground. Normally found at The Jury Rig Stage, the mud players paid a visit to Middleton's Tavern to feast on oysters, crab and brew.

Mimi making bubbles Mimi the Mime can be found all over Revel Grove. Sometimes she is playing with fire (although this weekend the rain tended to put a damper on that pasttime), sometimes walking on stilts (yes, she did get out and about on the stilts in the mud) and sometimes she is making bubbles. Kids love bubbles. They love to chase them and try to catch them and then they get so excited when the bubbles burst.

The Butterfly Man The Butterfly Man juggled for the audience at the Market Stage. He wasn't actually on the stage ... he was under the awning where it was a bit drier and the audience simply surrounded him. This made the show more intimate; the kids in particular loved the idea of him being down among the patrons. Now, I don't know which came first, the name or the tatoo, but The Butterfly Man has a very large tatoo of a butterfly on the top of his head. Unfortunately, I didn't get a good picture of it (that seemed to be a problem the entire weekend ... not getting the good pictures that I wanted, I mean).
Teatro de Pecorino Romano Appearing at the Gatehouse Stage (when it wasn't under water) are Columbina Andreini (Michele Schultz) and Pedrolino Goldoni (Stephen M. Denz) as Teatro de Pecorino Romano. Hack and Slash Wearing traditional masks, these 2 players perform as a multitude of characters. My partiuclar favorite is Stupina. By the way, that is Michele as one of her characters from Teatro at the top of this page

Hack and Slash are back! Celtic Harpers These guys are one of my favorite acts at Maryland. And they are popular with the rest of the patrons, too. Even on a rain day, they played to a full house at the Globe Theatre. Crossbows, sword fighting and comedy ... how can you beat that combination?

And amidst all the muck and mire, I ran across these two Celtic Harpists Great musicians will perform anytime.

Even though there was standing water throughout the Festival grounds, the Free Lancers continued to joust. Jousting in the mud The list is covered with a tarp between jousts; this keeps the rain off of the center area where the actual combat takes place. The crowd kept hoping for an unhorsing. I think they just wanted to see one of the knights fall in the mud. Imagine all that shiney armour with big splotches of mud all over it. The squires were up to their knees in the mud and muck as they ran along the fence. Sometimes they seemed to be moving in slow motion.

Sunday morning mud Sunday morning was wet! The rain came through in waves ... 20 minutes of rain followed by 10 minutes of sun followed by more rain, etc., etc., etc. There weren't a lot of patrons on Sunday morning, mostly just the die-hard A.F.R. folke, playtrons and renfaire junkies. As you can see, not a lot of people. But there was a lot of mud! Pyrates Royale at Middletons

Those of us who were there Sunday morning crowded into Middleton's Tavern to hear the Pyrates Royale perform. And perform. And perform. Test your strength As long as people kept applauding and encouraging them, the Pyrates kept singing. It was a captive crowd, but as long as the ale and oysters kept coming, and the Pyrates kept singing, everyone had a good time!

Once it stopped raining on Sunday (yes, it did stop in the afternoon), the patrons came out! True, there weren't as many of them as on a nice weather day, but there were enough to make Revel Grove seem less like a private party and more like a Festival. And of course, some of the more macho patrons had to test their strength.
O and Son Mark Jaster is back again as A Fool Named "O" at the Lyric Stage (that's the stage with the big blue pipe organ ... it was very popular this weekend since it offered performers a place to stand out of the rain ). And as you can see, rain did not keep the patrons away from this performance. This is truly a family show ... Mark's children are performing with him! Dragons love grapes!

Over on Stub Toe Lane is a booth that shelters a multitude of dragons, all looking for a home. At the Sleeping Dragon you can find big dragons, little baby dragons, and wee bodice dragons. The dragon maker for all of these beasties is my friend, Kathryn. She gives each dragon special instructions before sending it off to a new home. When the crowds get to be too much, I like to stop in and visit with Kathryn. She lets me sit on her back porch and stuff dragons. 'Tis a grand way to pass a rainy afternoon, particularly since her back porch faces the Globe Theater.

And did you know that dragons love to eat grapes?

I could spend and entire day at the Globe Theater. I almost did, too. I spent most of Sunday (after I left the pubs) sitting on my friend Kathryn's back porch watching the various theatrical performances. The Princess and the Frog Hey, why sit on a wet bench when I can sit on a dry one?

One of the shows was a version of the classic fairy tale about the Princess and the Frog (is this The Bloody Drama III? I was never able to figure that out).
Richard III I finally got to see a production of Richard III by Shakespeare's Skum. I had never seen this play before, although I do know the basic story line. Richard kills his family one by one, and then is killed himself. OK, there is a bit more to the play than that, after all, the production is longer than 5 minutes; it is 30 minutes! Richard III The scene on the left is from early in the play. You can tell because the King is the only figure crossed out on the score board. The image on the right gives you a good idea of the setting for the Globe Theater. Yes, there are lots of trees. And sometimes those trees can interfere with a clear view of the stage. But that's generally only a problem for the people way, way in the back in the "cheap seats".
Romeo and Ethel Romeo and Ethel Once again the village of Revel Grove put on their own theatrical production this year. For some reason their choice was this new piece by an unknown (yet soon to be famous if she has her way) author titled Romeo and Ethel, the Pirate King's Daughter. Full of pirates, romance adventure and the obligatory sword fights, this show will astound you with its ... well, whatever it has, it will astound you with it! Does Romeo win the hand of the Pirate King's Daughter? Does he even want it? Visit The Globe Theater at noon and find out.

Sinnius Vice One of my favorite people at Maryland is Sinnius Vice. If ever there was a reprobate clergyman, it's him. Here I've caught him in a rare, dry, moment on Sunday morning, waiting for the opening gate. Yancy, Kate & Charlie

I wasn't the only Texan at Maryland over Labor Day weekend! Two of my special friends, Yancy and her sister Charlie made a surprise visit to see The Freelancers (Yancy squires for the Freelancers at Scarborough). That's Yancy on the left, Kate Cox in the middle and Charlie on the right.

There were a lot of shows that I didn't get to see this year because of the rain: Master Lee, Johnny Fox, Tom Crowl and the Wench, The Dueling Sherriffs, and many others. Next year it won't rain (I am making this statement now, so it will be true in the future ... yes, I am an optimist) and I'll get to see everything!

My standard disclaimer: I am not associated with the Maryland Renaissance Festival. I am but a simple patron.

27 January 2000